Take That! Why Gary Barlow’s the handsome one now!! WalesOnLine 6.12.2008

For Take That to be top of the charts is pretty astounding, but not half as amazing as the fact that, brace yourself, Gary Barlow is now fanciable.

While all the other members of the band have got a bit old and gristly, albeit in a ruggedly handsome way, Gary has suddenly emerged as the glowing pin-up of the group.

Gary was always the fat, but talented, one.

He’s still talented, but now he looks about 10 years younger than the rest of them.

Does this mean that a youth spent as a porker somehow preserves your appearance for a late spurt of fanciability in later life? It should give hope to every teenage fat friend who currently feels invisible. Your time will come!

http://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/columnists/2008/12/05/take-that-why-gary-barlow-s-the-handsome-one-now-91466-22408621/


Mother of god.... He always WAS, is and will be the GREATEST man of all!

Sir Barlows Cuddly Toy wrote:


Does this mean that a youth spent as a porker somehow preserves your appearance for a late spurt of fanciability in later life? It should give hope to every teenage fat friend who currently feels invisible. Your time will come!